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LPM Inventory
Sing-A-Ma-Jig: Your fuzzy singing pal!
Banana Peel: Careful you don't slip on it.
Swiss Army Knife: The kind that has like a million attachments you'll never use. (keeping, just in case)
Glitter Bomb: An unmarked tube that explodes in a cloud of glitter when opened.
WILFRED WARFSTACHE: A bright pink, fake mustache.
Thresh Prince Poster: A large poster for an old TV show starring Troll Will Smith.
Chocodick: Six inches of milk:chocolate phallic imagery. Contains a creamy white chocolate filling.
A Weed: A small, shareable bag. CHRIS I'M CALLING NINE-ONE-ONE.
Sport Drink: That's just what the bottle says, that's it.
Moon Tiara: A celestial themed piece of jewelry that serves double-duty as a boomerang.
Frosted Honey Bun: A delicious baked treat, individually wrapped. given to Misane
Extremely Spicy Mapo Tofu: People die when they are killed, and this is spicy enough that you just might be.
Glitter Cannon: A cannon that shoots plastic capsules filled with glitter. It's like paintball but worse. Comes with one capsule.
Glass Slipper: Just one of them. It doesn't fit you.
Sheep Plush - A fluffy plush sheep wearing a nun’s veil.
Thresh Prince Poster: A large poster for an old TV show starring Troll Will Smith.
CATNIP CIGARETTES- Like cigarettes, if cigarettes made cats act really silly instead of just giving them second hand smoke. returned to Mikhail
Rubber Ducky: You know the one. It makes bath time fun! Squeak squeak!
Manly Ham: THIS MYSTERY MEAT IS SO GODDAMN DELICIOUS YOU GOTTA YELL ABOUT IT! KEEP IT AWAY FROM VEGETABLES, THEY EXPLOOOOOODE!
Banana Peel: Careful you don't slip on it.
Swiss Army Knife: The kind that has like a million attachments you'll never use. (keeping, just in case)
Glitter Bomb: An unmarked tube that explodes in a cloud of glitter when opened.
WILFRED WARFSTACHE: A bright pink, fake mustache.
Thresh Prince Poster: A large poster for an old TV show starring Troll Will Smith.
Chocodick: Six inches of milk:chocolate phallic imagery. Contains a creamy white chocolate filling.
A Weed: A small, shareable bag. CHRIS I'M CALLING NINE-ONE-ONE.
Sport Drink: That's just what the bottle says, that's it.
Moon Tiara: A celestial themed piece of jewelry that serves double-duty as a boomerang.
Extremely Spicy Mapo Tofu: People die when they are killed, and this is spicy enough that you just might be.
Glitter Cannon: A cannon that shoots plastic capsules filled with glitter. It's like paintball but worse. Comes with one capsule.
Glass Slipper: Just one of them. It doesn't fit you.
Sheep Plush - A fluffy plush sheep wearing a nun’s veil.
Thresh Prince Poster: A large poster for an old TV show starring Troll Will Smith.
Rubber Ducky: You know the one. It makes bath time fun! Squeak squeak!
Manly Ham: THIS MYSTERY MEAT IS SO GODDAMN DELICIOUS YOU GOTTA YELL ABOUT IT! KEEP IT AWAY FROM VEGETABLES, THEY EXPLOOOOOODE!